very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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