How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Randomize
