What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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