Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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