I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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