Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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