I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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