The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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