id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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