And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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