Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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