Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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