Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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