i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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