Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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