and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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