they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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