I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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