So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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