Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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