I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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