Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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