Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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