I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize
