Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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