Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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