OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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