i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
