This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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