I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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