? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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