All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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