The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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