dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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