Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
it's not cheating when I paid for it
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
