'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize