So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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