The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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