ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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