we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Randomize
