what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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