I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
