This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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