I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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