I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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