That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
