so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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