member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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