can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
