we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Boobs speak an international language.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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