Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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