I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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