How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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