That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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