But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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