mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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