I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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